If you won the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people and why?
If I won the lottery, I probably wouldn’t tell anybody. I definitely wouldn’t tell my mom, even if I already spent all the money. She’d still ask for it.
I’d probably wait to tell my family until I got all of my prorities settled. Like I’d pay people back, pay bills, stuff like that. Then I’d start bringing in the hot tubs and in-ground pools. By then, everyone would be suspicious of where I got the money, so it’s either they find out I won the lottery or they think I’m some skilled criminal. (Neither of which is true, I am not skilled, nor am I a thief.) So I’d probably wait a few months.
I’d probably tell Jenna Marbles right away, though. Because then she’ll be like, “Dude, you have a lot of money. let’s go party!” And I’ll be like “Yes, let’s.” And we’ll pick up Abraham Lincoln on the way to ride magical llamas towards the sunset.
Maybe I have my priorities screwed up…
Oh well, it’s sexual Wednesday anyway.