Today’s my birthday! Someone seriously had to remind me of that this morning. That’s not normal.
It’s awesome to wake up and see that this blog has finally achieved 5,000 views and that a total of 19 people have followed my blog received a free unicorn. I hope your unicorns have arrived without a problem and if there are any oddities about the creature, there are no send-backs. You’re stuck with it. Take care of it or leave it to die in your basement, I couldn’t care less. They were free to the both of us.
Hopefully my dad won’t pick up a cigarette today or any other day for the rest of his life. It’s his present to me.
Have a good day my Whores, and enjoy your unicorn. <3