First off, my mom is an idiot when it comes to computers. I can’t even help her anymore because I have no patience.
Anyway… just… this is how the argument went:
Karl:”There’s f*ckin’ paper plates…”
Karl: ” Why are you using the glass plates?!”
Me: “Because they’re there to be used…?”
Karl: “That’s what paper plates are f*cking there for!”
Mom: “Watch your language!”
And I’m here thinking, Lady, you swear because you’re cold or because you can’t figure out how to copy and paste. He, like, never swears unless he’s really mad. So while they’re sitting there arguing about plates, I turned on the computer and started writing this.
Who cares if I used a glass plate to make a hot pocket? They’ll get used eventually.
This is why the divorce rates are going up. STOP USING PLATES TO SAVE MARRIAGES !