Well, I guess I’ll have to retrace my steps.
On Friday when I came home from school I did nothing.
On Saturday I went to my grandmas to play cards with a bunch of old people. I won and then they’re like, “Who asked you to play, anyway?” They should be happy we weren’t playing Nickles.
On Sunday I had to go to church with my grandma for some reason. Then I was watching this thing about 9/11 and I dropped my laptop on my face and got a fat lip. AND IT HURT. I’m so blond.
MR. SKONECKI IS BALD